Site Owners

"What's the word I'm looking for? Could it be... AWESOME?! Maybe."

If you haven’t already guessed from clicking around the Liquid Whispers website, let me tell you what we do.

• We look at porn. Possibly unhealthful amounts of it.
• We write about porn, offering our totally biased, completely subjective, probably unfair opinions to the over-18 public.
• We read, because there’s more to life than just sexual imagery. (There’s books!)
• We write about the things we read, offering our totally biased, completely subjective, probably unfair opinions to the over-18 public.
• We play with toys because… well, because they’re fun!
•  We write reviews about those toys¹ , offering our totally biased, completely subjective, probably unfair opinions to the over-18 public.

That’s what we do, and we love doing it. We especially love to find outstanding porn (and books and toys) and shower heaps of attention on the people who made it. (…who made them? Whatever.) See The Art of Blowjob for an example of a rave review.

If you own a site that features great porn—or if you wrote book or invented a toy that you’d like us to shower with heaps of attention—then send us a note! We’ll talk about what you’ve got, what we can do, and we’ll negotiate a deadline for doing it.

Fair Warning: We love to review stuff, but we’re not going to lie about it. If we love your site, book, or product, we’ll say so. If we don’t, we’re going to say that, too. We’re not promising a glowing review; we’re only offering our totally biased, completely subjective, probably unfair opinions (to the over-18 public, of course).

We'll review "Suicide Girls" as soon as they ask. While we're waiting, ask us to review your site!

Photo “Day 62 – Pam the Typewriter” by Phil and Pam used under Creative Commons license

Photo “Gossip” by SuicideGirls used under Creative Commons license

1. We don’t usually write about toys but we sure would like to. Have a toy? Make a toy? Send us a note! [↩]